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21 Texts That Prove All the Magic Happens in Parking Lots

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(859): Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to f*ck him. Yes I know it’s 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.

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(501): he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???

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(541): I’m stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter… I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.