21 Texts That Prove All the Magic Happens in Parking Lots

by Irvi Torremoro

14.

(707): You peed in the parking lot while a car was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say “careful you might slip”

15.

(909): dinner at cheese cake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.

16.

(555) She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome. (1-555): Yeah, figured I’d deposit my check while we were there.

17.

(859): While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that’s not allowed.

18.

(913): If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web… let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.