21 Things People Did During Sex Without Warning

17.

I was having sex with a girl in a spooning position, she was extremely wet and gushy kinda got everywhere…which led to me slipping out of her, and then me slipping into the wrong hole. Because she was so moist, and because of the angle we were at, it slid in so easily and unexpectedly for both of us. What’s even more unexpected was it took a few seconds until we realized, when she said “wait- I don’t think thats my vagina.” And I said what oh whoops and she just said “no- keep going.” Surprise anal success story.

18.

He was in the act with his gf while she was on top at her house. Being 21 their family knows to leave them alone however her sister doesnt. The sister bursts into the room which freaks out the gf leading her to try a quick dismount but in the process giving my mate a knee to the head knocking him out cold. As a bonus the force led him to fall off the bed and end up as a naked crumpled albino out cold on the floor with a hard on.

19.

I was receiving fantastic oral once and then she reaches into her nightstand and pulls out a set of anal beads and before I knew what happened “pop pop pop” The only thing on my mind was, oh dear…those have to come out don’t they. During none of this time did she stop and I was unable to act. I gave the warning and BOOM the beads are not taken one by one but all at once and I paint the ceiling.

20.

She bent down as in coming to kiss, but bent further down and started sucking my nipples. i thought, wait, aren’t I suppose to do that? But I went along with it and found it quite enjoyable and erotic.

21.

My boyfriend and I were getting ready to have sex and when we finally got to it, about 8 seconds in I just started crying. From what I remember I think I thought he didn’t like me anymore all day and the emotions chose to manifest themselves right there. But it was definitely unexpected for him. He said I went from “ohh” and “ahh” to “wahhh” with absolutely no warning. Oops.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.