Not all d*cks are created equal — that’s a fact. And while society, porn, and the mainstream media might tell us that bigger is always better when it comes to penis size, that’s definitely not the case — especially when a vagina isn’t wet enough or tended to or ready for the monster shlong. Size queens do exist (sup!), but not everyone is ready for that jelly, so just remember to take caution when prepping for the larger than average dong.
Some ladies recount their cervix splitting stories with glee while others try to push the experience deep down inside of them (if only the d*ck made it that far). But sometimes, it’s just not in the cards. Maybe he showed you his throbbing member and you ran the other way. Or maybe you lit up like a Christmas tree and let your orgasm deck the f*cking halls while you screamed in ecstasy. Either way, finding the d*ck that’s right for you (and your orifices) can be quite the daunting task.
If there’s blood and pain, hold up a second. And for f*ck’s sale, y’all — use more lube! If you happened to lose your virginity to a monster c*ck, it can be quite disheartening to think that that all sex will hurt, but just remember to take it slow and ease into it. Our vaginas will expand when aroused so just make sure there’s a ton of foreplay and fondling and licking and rubbing involved. And if you are in bed with a complete douchey a**hole who just wants to shove it in without any prep? Run far, far away from them. They don’t deserve you or your magical p*ssy.
These 21 ladies confess what it’s really like to have sex with someone with a big penis:
1.
He was the size of my wrist in girth and about 9 inches in length. It was pretty intimidating the first time I saw it. We tried to have sex a few times but there was no way that was happening. I actually felt bad for him when he told me he usually was flat out refused when he took off his pants.
2.
One night I went home with this guy I’d met. We basically stumbled into his place, not even bothering to turn a light on anywhere. I get a glimpse of his cock in the light of a lamppost outside and it’s huge. Just long and thick and ridiculous. My drunk self decides I can take this and I’m so drunk and so horny that we get to it and he goes in dry. Hurts at first and then I’m getting wetter and wetter and it’s crazy. Anyways, everything reaches its conclusion and he gets up to go for the inevitable post coital piss. On his way out he flicks on the light. There is blood everywhere. Between him splitting me open and the lack of foreplay his bed has turned into that hallway from The Shining. And I’m so drunk and embarrassed I throw on my clothes and thirty seconds later I’m running out of his house barefoot with blood down my legs.
3.
My ex was fairly big however, it was the color of his penis that was interesting. He had a birthmark on it which resulted in a tri-color camouflage like print on his penis. Surprisingly, it wasn’t a turnoff.
4.
I lost my virginity to a guy with a big dick. It was like 8 or 9 inches and was really thick. The first few times were so painful. He got frustrated that I kept asking him to stop so he just started plowing me because he said I would have to get used to it. I bled a lot and there were chunks of my hymen on his dick.
5.
This top honor would have to go to my dear husband. I was a 20 year old sweet little thing when I met him. After a few weeks we finally did the deed, at that point I had only been with one other man. He whipped it out and I was visibly shaken, but tried to keep my cool. IT WAS ENORMOUS. I’d never seen something so big. It was one of the most painful nights of my life, and 8 years later, I can’t get enough.
Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.
