21 Women Confess Their Most NSFW Big D*ck Stories

6.

My very first had a 9 1/2 incher. When he first whipped it out, I didn’t know whether to suck it or feed it a peanut. And I am 5′ 1″ and was pretty petite at age 15. I thought all dicks were like his. My 2nd lover’s was about the size of my thumb. Confusion ensued.

7.

I got my period very early, around age 11 or something, and I could never wear tampons. I was too tight and it hurt. Fast forward a couple 6 years I had my first serious boyfriend. Huge dick. We had to try several times before his Johnson finally entered my ladyparts. After that I could use tampons without problems.

8.

I was a bit of a late bloomer, so I took full advantage of the skewed male/female ratio of the Air Force during training. Snuck a guy up into my room and started to get hot and heavy. I reached into his pants only to discover a dick the size of a toddler’s leg. He proudly stated it was 11″ long, with the girth about the size of my wrist. I immediately decided he was going nowhere near my vagina, and attempted to give him a blowjob instead. Key word is attempted, because my mouth barely fit around it and I’m sure there was more than a little bit of tooth than is normally preferred. 2/10.

9.

Oh god my ex had a 10 inch dick and didn’t realize that’s not a normal length. I could barely handle him going in. He decided to just go all the way in without telling me. He accidentally pushed my IUD all the way in and I bled nonstop. I had to have an emergency ultrasound to make sure it didn’t perforate my uterus wall. Never again. Bless my slightly above average boyfriends penis. Bless it.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.