13. This dad who’s made peace with the fact that trying to keep up is a losing battle.
My daughter's favorite thing about frozen yogurt places is touching all of the toppings.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 15, 2016
Having kids feels like waking up every morning and being out of coffee.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 19, 2016
The best part of using a Capri-Sun as a cocktail mixer is how it comes with that little stir straw.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 14, 2016
I wish I could take a 12 minute power nap in the middle of the afternoon then effortlessly stay awake 6 hours past my bedtime like my kid.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 13, 2016
14. This jokester who clearly got a dog first to try fatherhood on for size.
No one says anything about toddler leashes but try using a pinch collar so they actually learn and everyone freaks out.
— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) April 24, 2016
15. Now THIS guy NEVER takes a vacation… from telling dad jokes.
