Women don’t need men to make them laugh (unless we’re laughing at the men). We can amuse ourselves just fine, as you can see from taking one look at Twitter. Besides, no man is going to laugh at our tampon jokes as hard as we do.
22.
Been getting a lot of bread lately. Not money but my carb intake is just unreal
— macklemore🌭 (@macallmaryhew) October 22, 2018
21.
me tweeting about postmates to my followers that live in wyoming pic.twitter.com/y4BW1hM5AH
— emma (@emmachamberlain) October 22, 2018
20.
more than one stove is a steve
— kim. (@KimmyMonte) October 24, 2018
19.
of mice and men be like
____ 🤠_____
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/ / 🐁
___🤲🏻__/ / 😔
_______|______ / 🔫(__)✌🏻
👢👢 👢👢— the girl with the sample text tattoo (@turnthepge) October 21, 2018
18.
If men are so tough then why do they die
— schmox (@IvoryGazelle) October 21, 2018
17.
Between my nighttime regimen and my morning routine, I'd say applying skincare products is about 18-19 hours of my day.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) October 24, 2018
16.
I went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake. And I was like no I ordered a sweet tea and she goes “no honey you need a milkshake”
Service: unmatched
— Mi (@remigiomia) October 23, 2018