23 Anal Sex Horror Stories That Will Make You Gag

17.

My man and I used to live with housemates, so we’d sneak into the forest to have sex. One day we were in our forest place, and he put it in my butt. After he pulled out, his dick and my butt were all covered in jizzy, liquid poop. We had to clean up as best we could, using leaves and my hoodie. I then had to transport my poopy hoodie all the way home to wash it.

18.

My boyfriend and I wanted to try anal sex for the first time. As we were doing it, he was super nervous I was going to shit on him, making the experience awkward and nerve-wracking. When I get nervous, I get gassy, so although that never happened, I let out a huge fart as he pulled out and he jumped back, thinking I had shit on him. And then tumbled off the bed. Really weird. Never did it again.

19.

The first (and only) time my husband and I did it, I got super emotional afterward because I saw a piece of shit on the floor next to the bed and thought it was mine. I was hysterical — crying and basically screaming. I blame it on the super-sensitive nerves he penetrated. And after all of it I learned the shit on the floor was from one of our dogs.

20.

My boyfriend came home drunk and wanted anal. We had done it once before, but we were both sober and careful to go slow and use lube. This time he was so drunk, he poured lube ALL OVER my ass and shoved his dick right in! It hurt so bad I had to stop him after a minute or two. The next morning he went to the bathroom and found SHIT under his foreskin that had been there all night!

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.