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23 Confessions From A Financial Dominatrix

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I made sure to not do anything sexual, no pictures no dating and not anything else illegal.

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Submissive men love to have someone who knows their worth and power.

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For the most part, I get paid $1.60/minute (sometimes more) to insult/humiliate men. Sometimes they cry, but then they jizz. It’s quite odd.

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Clients like to be punished. I make them do things such as tie up their balls, put clothespins on them, & f*ck their own ass. I then conduct one of my masturbation training sessions. One client had an interest in needles, so I made him purchase a set. He called, & I had him insert them into both his penis & balls. Another client is getting his balls surgically removed for me. He has some weird issues. He went to Jamaica with an ex, stumbled upon a nude beach, saw all these super hung Jamaican dudes, & now feels that he is incredibly inferior. The ball removing was his idea, but he wanted to do it with a knife. I convinced him to go through the proper channels to have it done professionally.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.