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23 Crazy Confessions From Male Sex Workers

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70% or so of guys wanted very ‘vanilla’ stuff.. kissing, maybe some oral. They were typically middle aged average looking business guys who seemed lonely. One guy made me a cheese and fruit plate for when I arrived. These were sad sometimes. The remainder would be very specific kinky requests. Those were the worst since they’d typically want to get straight to business. The vanilla dudes would spent half their time chatting. Some specific ones I remember: Guy who liked getting escorts to f*ck him bareback. Guy who wanted to jerk off watching me smoke 6 cigarettes (I almost threw up). Guy who wanted to get fisted, like, urgently, but hadn’t cleaned out very well. I charged him extra.

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Did escorting for a few months after college. Recently stopped after I got a call from a d.c number wanting to book me for 5 consecutive overnight stays in another town offering $800 per night. They didn’t say any details just wanted to book real quick and basically the whole thing felt like a sting operation. I said I just give massages and don’t fuck or have any kind of sex and they never got back with me after that. Overall though, it’s good money if you’re smart about it and have boundaries and don’t let anyone convince you to cross them. Saying no is hard b c the money is so good, typically 200/hr, but there really is a lot of guys looking for younger dudes to suck their dick or get fucked or do fetish shit, it’s pretty surprising actually.

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I worked as a nude housekeeper in college. I would just strip down and do various housecleaning tasks in the buff. If they had a secluded yard, I sometimes did gardening. I got paid 100 dollars an hour on average. I would occasionally have anal or oral sex if they were attractive or offered me a lot of money. I found most of my clients on Craigslist or Grindr or by word of mouth. Most of the time they just watched me & jacked off. Sometimes they made me wear skimpy underwear or a jock strap. There were a couple of creeps but mostly the guys were nice.

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My clients were generally middle aged or older men, rarely attractive. Usually just guys who were unable to get sex normally, a few who were in the closet and/or married. Most common request was bareback, though I always said the price was triple for that and no one took me up on it

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.