23 Crazy Confessions From Male Sex Workers

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Male escort here. Most common request is definitely going down on older woman, but never attractive ones. 90% are larger than life. Least common request? I was once asked to peel a banana, then seductively, yet carefully, scrape off the rough outer layer with my teeth, to reveal the more slimy banana flesh within. This was a little strange, but I was totally fine with it, I mean, easy money, right? She then wanted me to insert it, BiV. Needless to say it broke pretty soon, (no doubt she planned this), and the rest of the evening was spent eating banana out of her. I’m sure there’s still some up there to this day.

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I started at 17 with old men, after nightclubs. I don’t even remember how much they paid me, it was more a discovery of my sexuality (I just had a break-up, so I wanted/felt the need to try new things), than the necessity of having money.

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Gay male sex worker here. Older men – most of them surprisingly good looking. Think successful, very busy businessmen or guys who are married (or both). They like to put it in my butt. No request is really uncommon, except for maybe some odd fetishes, which I usually decline to partake in.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.