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23 Cringeworthy Things Girls Do When They’re Trying To Be Romantic

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Play hard to get.

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“Welcome home. I wrote you 5 pages about what I think about this relationship.” This happened to a friend, I cringed in empathy.

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Send me endless emoji texts when I’m working. Like, I get it, you’re into me. But please stop making me break my flow, and let me do my fucking job. Bonus when they get pissed after you don’t immediately reply.

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Not eating, because they think I’d look at them differently. I sure do, when you DON’T eat. So eat that steak and smile at how good it tastes.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.