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23 Cringeworthy Things Girls Do When They’re Trying To Be Romantic

21.

Interrupting a sporting event with sex. Sure, some sporting events are fine, but if you don’t know which, ask first. I can’t focus enough on you during Cowboys v Packers or Buckeyes v TSUN. Wait until halftime.

22.

Doing scavenger hunts for presents. I’ve had 3 different girlfriends write clues and such that lead me around my house to find all my gifts for bdays, Valentine’s Day, or anniversaries. I hate it just give me my shit and be naked when you do.

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Doing the pouty/possessive/jealous thing. Public or private, feigned or real, it’s a real dick shriveller.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.