23 Ladies Confess The Weirdest Thing They’ve Ever Put In Their Vag

18.

I think I’d have to go with the first thing I ever used to masturbate with – a glow-stick. Other foreign objects include: sharpie, cucumber, carrot, hairbrush, pen. Pretty much anything remotely phallic.

19.

My husband’s toe. He always tries to shove it up there, because he thinks it is funny. It is not. It is irritating. Yet he keeps doing it.

20.

A tampon when it wasn’t that time of month. I was twelve and thought it would be a good idea to put one in just incase it came during vacation. I told my mom and she made me take it out right away, which was painful because it did NOT have time to loosen up yet.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.