23 Men Confess The Creepiest Thing A Woman Has Ever Said to Them

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When it comes to getting hit on and hearing creepy sh*t, women deal with a lot worse than men. It’s usually men that send gross d*ck picks, use degrading pickup lines, and are just full-blow creepy mofos.

But creepiness doesn’t only apply to dudes. Women can be creepy AF as well. I know, crazy right? Well, it’s true. You see, there are plenty of crazy chicks out there. And we’re not just talking uncomfortable pickup lines. We’re talking “I’ll kill myself if you dump me” and “when’s our wedding (on the first date)” type creepy sh*t.

Some of these 23 women said creepy things that are actually kind of hilarious, but others said things that are ridiculously unsettling. So if anyone says sh*t like this to you, run, don’t walk, away and never look back. CAUSE DAT B*TCH BE CRAZY.

These 23 women said the creepiest things to men:


1.

I once had a girl stop me while I was on a run. She stopped in her car, I figured she wanted directions. She asked if she could give me fellatio and I said, “No, I have a girlfriend” and started to run off. She pulled up again and said, “If you don’t let me suck your dick so hard, I’m going to tell your girlfriend you cheated on her” (this is verbatim btw). I told her to fuck off and ran around some neighborhoods until I was sure she was gone, didn’t want her to see what house I was entering.

2.

Met a chick who told me she wrote to Jeffrey Dahmer while he was in prison and understood why he did the things he did. She sympathized with him. The door did not hit me in the ass on the way out.

3.

“What a coincidence we both ended up on this training course.” When my ex showed up at a training course completely unrelated to her employment in another state which I was attending.

4.

Just started dating, showed her a pic of my son, she then asked what I was going to do with him once we had kids.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.