Posted on: Aug 30 2017

23 People Confess Their Greatest Sexual Achievement

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Image via Chaostrophic
Image via Chaostrophic

Sex is just… wonderful. It’s sex! Even the vanilla sh*t is fun. But after doing the same old thing for a while, it’s fun to spice it up and experiment a little. And once that starts, it’s hard to stop.

So, what do you do? You get a little kinky, start finding some bucket list sexual items, and get sh*t done! Sex turns from great to SUPER DUPER FANTASTICALLY ORGASMICALLY GREAT. I mean, come on, who out there is still just doing the same old boring thing? Spice it up a little!

And those out there that have added a little kick to their sex life, how’s it going? Pretty great, right? Anything you’d like to share with the class? Well, we want to know one specific question: what is your greatest sexual achievement? Did you bang in public? Did you have a threesome? Or how about someone famous? Please, we’re dying to know!

These 23 people confess their greatest sexual achievements:


1.

I went down on my friend at a church lock-in, in a room full of other girls and women sleeping. Nobody ever mentioned it but someone had to notice me getting into her sleeping bag. We were in junior high.

2.

Girlfriend and I just succeeded in inventing(?) and banging in a sex position we previously thought only theoretical. The sloth. Me on my hands and knees, belly to the bed. Her under me, arms wrapped around my neck, legs around my waist, hanging — belly to belly. Resembling a sloth hanging from a branch.

3.

My roommate dared me and my girlfriend to have sex in Madison Square Garden in the middle of a Grateful Dead show. My girlfriend was never one to turn down a dare, so we actually did it. This was sometime in 1994 or 1995.

4.

My wife and I f*cked in the woods during the solar eclipse.
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