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23 People Confess The Oddest Sexual Request They’ve Gotten In Bed

9.

I used to see a girl who really liked me fucking her while she was asleep. The way it worked (after a lot of discusion back and forth, because I was NOT initially into the idea) is we would have sex once or twice like normal, she would fall asleep, and then I would either stay up and fuck her in the middle of the night or before she woke up in the morning. I was never sure if she actually slept through the first minute or so, or she was just faking being asleep because the fantasy turned her on.

10.

Fucking my ex with a bomb popsicle (the red, white, and blue ones).

11.

One time this fellow I met online and hooked up with just wanted me to insult his tiny penis while he jacked off. I felt really bad doing it because I hate saying bad things about penises, no matter how small they are, but I did it because he really, really wanted it.

12.

To talk dirty about how my body is inflating while he fucks me. Obviously, my body wasn’t actually inflating, but I sure pretended it was. I love this man, odd fetish and all.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.