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23 People Confess The Oddest Sexual Request They’ve Gotten In Bed

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A guy I had been on 3-4 dates with left me a voice mail asking if I would dress up as a cat for him. He wanted me to fully act like a cat as well. Said, “I can’t wait to hear you purr.” He ended up dumping me for my best friend before I could dump him. Just realized it’s probably cause she dressed as a sexy cat for Halloween that year.

14.

To laugh into her mouth. Like, as if we were french kissing, but she opened her mouth wider and I laughed into it.

15.

I have a story about the oddest sexual request I have ever heard, but I wasn’t involved. This friend of mine didn’t usually bring up things that happened in the bedroom, but this seemingly normal chap had an odd request. He had asked her one night if he could put his balls in her ass, while they were fucking. Really made me wonder just how far balls can stretch. I refer to this act as the “Butternut Squash.”

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I think the most odd or out there was when she asked me to date rape her, then sexually assault her as many times as I could that night while recording it, then when she wakes up force her to watch the video. I have known her long enough that I know she’s serious but I have not been able to bring myself to do it.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.