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23 People Confess The Trashiest Thing They’ve Seen In Person

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Brother and sister come into a video store, buttcracks hanging out, missing teeth, holes in their clothes, neither of them looking like they’d groomed in weeks, smelling like a pig farm. The worst stench I have ever smelled in my life bar none. He goes straight into the porn room, she does a lap around the place and leaves. Comes back half an hour later, joins her brother in the porn room (basically a closet) – she rents his porn for him as they grunt unintelligibly back and forth. They finally leave, my eyes are watering from the smell. I close up shop, run next door to the grocery store to buy Febreeze and then spend the next half hour dousing the store – literally went through half a bottle trying to get rid of the smell. It didn’t work and I spent the rest of the day apologizing to customers.

14.

A family in front of me in the check in line at the airport: all four in adidas tracksuits, husband had giant star tattoos on his neck and a tapout tattoo on his hand, wife was pregnant and drinking a 72 oz polar pop, had a tramp stamp, two ~8-10 year old sons both had rat tail haircuts and were listening to hard rap.

15.

An obese woman screaming at her 4 kids in a fast food restaurant, and the kids names were Bentley, Lexus, Mercedes and Dodge. Not only are those names trashy af, the youngest one is guaranteed to grow up with a serious inferiority complex.

16.

A guy fingerblasting his girlfriend into orgasmic bliss at a Deicide concert.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.