23 People Confess The Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened To Their Butt

16.

I had to start taking morphine and was unaware of the severity of constipation that accompanies it. Two weeks later I was starting to panic that I had not had a bowel movement, I went to Walgreens stocked up on enemas, mag cit, suppositories, gloves, and lube. The next two hours I stayed in the bathroom pushing and pushing and starting to panic because holy shit I havent pooped in 14 days. I’m crying and on all fours with my assign the air, blood dripping down my legs and the bathroom starting to look like an at home miscarriage. I end up fisting(and ripping) my poor anus just to pull my two week old shit.

17.

Crohns.

18.

So I was about 6 or so, and my brother 8 or 9. We were in the kitchen baking or cooking with our parents and I was too small to see up onto the table and was fairly bored. So my brother takes out a camera and looks at me and I decide to post. He says “back a bit back a bit” so I keep going back. he never stops saying it. I trip over the open dishwasher door and fall onto the cutlery rack. A dirty steak knife penetrates my tiny sensitive butt (not into the hole) and I start crying. He starts laughing uncontrollably like it was the funniest thing to ever happen. My mom turns around and picks me up and lies me down on the living room couch to dress my wound. My brother walks in and continues to laugh “AHAHA YOU GOT A KNIFE IN YOUR ASS AHAHA” “Shut up! It’s your fault!” “AHAHA”

19.

Not so much my butt, as it was my colon. I had an appendectomy my sophomore year of high school, and then one night, about a month after the surgery, I woke up with crazy abdominal pains — I’m talking, THE worst physical pain I’ve ever felt in my life — and had to be taken to the hospital. Turns out, during the appendectomy, they had accidentally left a little piece of string (from my colon or something? idk, but the stringy thing was from some body part) and it had tied around my intestine and caused a bowel obstruction. Meaning, pain, constipation, vomiting, and another surgery.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.