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23 People Confess The Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened To Their Genitals

17.

I’d say being fingered before being wet enough. Hard little dildos with fingernails when I’m not wet: nope. Scratches inside the vagina are real.

18.

Stapled my foreskin to a table. Had to use a jewelers screwdriver to pull the staples out. The whole time my mates were trying to push me over so that the staples would rip out.

19.

Ex bit me once while giving fellatio, breaking the skin. I was super worried that it would get infected so I immediately went and poured disinfectant alcohol on it. Worst pain of my life 10/10 I cried.

20.

While giving birth I tore my urethra and clit. It hurt for almost an entire year.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.