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23 People Confess The Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened To Their Genitals

21.

When I was a 5 or 6 years old I was riding my bike, hit a curb, lost control, the handle bars spun around and got caught on my shorts while I flew forward. The handlebar ripped through my shorts and gave me a nice sized cut on my wiener. Blood everywhere. I still have a scar where it happened. I’m 20. My dad still brings that up.

22.

Without a doubt the sounding for my IUD insertion. It felt like someone took a needle, shoved it inside my cervix, and stabbed my insides repeatedly for a few seconds. Which is basically what my doctor did, I guess. I’ve heard some ladies say the sounding didn’t even hurt, some even compared it to a Pap smear. That’s insane to me, they must have the highest pain tolerance ever because it was one of the most painful experiences I’ve had! And I’ve had multiple tattoos and piercings, broken bones, the works. In could go on and on about how much it sucked. It was worth it though, no babies for five years.

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When I was an adolescent kid I took a Lego antenna and probed my dick with it. A few days later I got a urinary tract infection, and having to explain what I did to my mom and the doctor was super embarrassing.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.