23 People Have Crazy Quirks That Require A Heads Up Before Sex

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“My roommate likes to watch” “How weird could it be?” Very.

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I once was intimate with this girl who insisted on whispering ‘shhhhhhh’ and dragging her forefinger over my lips while we fucked. I am not a noisy guy. I made no physical sound, and I am sure my breathing is softer than after walking up a flight of stairs. I was not talking. There was no oral or auditorial reasons for her to do this. She just did. But even without a whisper from my lips, she always went ‘silence of the lambs’ and insisted on ‘shhhhhhhhh’-ing my lips. Very strange and uncomfortable.

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A girl I was with stopped before taking her bra off. She said “now dont be surprised, because I’ve had people be pretty shocked before.” Her boobs didnt appear massive or tiny, but I assumed she meant she was wearing a padded bra, and I was going to be “shocked” at how small they were. I was shocked at how big they were. My mouth literally fell open. I have no idea how she stuffed all that boob in that bra, but dammit they were amazing. I should call her….

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I had an ex who had a very large clit. And by very large I mean a macro clit. When we started going out, she was very apprehensive about fooling around. About 2 months after we had gotten pretty worked up on the couch, I slid my hand under her jeans top, she grabbed my hand & proceeded to cry. She told me she was a little different than some of the girls I had probably been with. She told me that she had a very large clitoris. Of course I reassured her & eventually she relaxed & slipped off her pants. We started going at it again & holy f*ck, she wasn’t kidding. I could not believe how large of a clit I just ran across. And no it wasn’t a cock.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.