Parents. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em — literally. They’ll love you no matter what, but GAHD DANG do kids make it downright difficult sometimes.
Kids do the darndest things, especially when they think they’re home alone. I mean, who HASN’T run around the house naked, jamming their favorite Disney song, only to be interrupted by your father hysterically laughing and judging you. Or worse, when your mom walks into your room without knocking. She finds you pants down, porn up on the laptop, violently whacking off to some Asian twins. Oof.
I’d say these stories are a lesson to parents and children alike. For f*cks sake, keep your doors locked and always double check to see if mom and dad are actually home. Rearing a child is quite the strenuous and laborious task, but hey — at least it’s free (embarrassing and awkward and hilarious) entertainment.
These 23 people reveal some of the most cringeworthy things their parents have ever caught them doing:
And no — they won’t ever let you live that sh*t down.