These 23 People Used These Ridiculous Reasons to Break Up with Their SO

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I was told, “You burn too brightly.”

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A guy once broke up with me because he “liked me too much”. Yeah, ok dude.

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When I was 16 my girlfriend dumped me because I was an a**hole to her in a dream. In a f*cking dream.

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His dog died. He said he wanted to be rid of all the most important things in his life at once.

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Because I had short arms, I am 6′ 5″ tall. She said our kids would have short arms.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.