These 23 People Used These Ridiculous Reasons to Break Up with Their SO

21.

My girlfriend of 5 years, told me she was getting married..

22.

I was broken up with when I was 21 because I told the guy I had been dating for like a month (when he confessed he was into that kind of thing) that I was NOT going to let him pee on me for sexual reasons.

23.

A girl I had been dating for a few weeks in high school broke up with me because I put mayo on a sandwich. She said “I think it’s disgusting and I just don’t think I could kiss you knowing you’ve put that in your mouth.”

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.