23 People Did Weird Things That Ruined The Mood During Sex

6.

I had a girl ask me “You love god right?” as I was inside her. I’d never been more religious in my life until that point. But it was definitely a weird moment.

7.

“Do you like me?” We’d been going out happily for 2 years, nothing out of the ordinary she just blurted it while I was climaxing inside her.

8.

When I was pregnant with our daughter, my husband and I were having sex and he called me “Mommy”. I felt my skin crawl…lady boner vanished.

9.

I was behind her doing doggy style, and out of nowhere she turns around to stare at me and absolutely deadpan says “happy birthday.”

10.

Was getting freaky with my husband after a few too many drinks one night and had the bright idea of slipping a finger in his pooper. Grabbed for the lube on my nightstand and went for the gold, only to find out when he lunged, shrieking into the bathroom that I had grabbed my peppermint-eucalyptus foot lotion. Sexytimes canceled abruptly.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.