27 Petty People Confess Their Ultimate Deal Breakers

Dating is hard. Throw in a petty person who refuses to date anyone with the same name as their mother, and you’ve got a recipe for dating disaster.

But that’s the beauty of living your own autonomous (single***) life — you, and only you, gets to decide whether that guy who ferociously eats his salad while vehemently staring at you in the creepiest way ever is up to your standards. Spoiler alert: he isn’t.

Sure, you might be petty AF, but sometimes people can just piss you off for the weirdest, smallest, and ridiculous reasons. Like, maybe that dude you’ve been seeing for the last few weeks came with his eyes open and crossed. There are some things in life that you just can’t un-see. So, BYE BRO WHO JIZZES WITH HIS EYES CROSSED! This Felicia is moving on.

These 27 people will absolutely not date someone for the pettiest of reasons:


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Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.