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23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

5.

I overheard a convo between my roommate and his girlfriend. Basically I now know that my roommate cannot get an erection without her plunging a dildo in his a**.

6.

A couple of years ago I went onto my roommate’s computer when mine was broken to look something up on the internet. While I started typing the browser auto completed to a foot fetish website, so I got curious and checked his history. He had a major foot fetish and would peruse websites. Which made it amusing when he would periodically give “friendly” foot rubs to our female next door neighbors.

7.

The night he found out his girlfriend cheated on him, he laid in bed for hours listening to Nickelback’s “Photograph” on repeat for what seemed to be an eternity. The entire time he was crying his eyes out. I pretended to be asleep the whole night but I was really awake listening to him blare Nickelback so loud I could hear them, all from his IPOD earbuds.

8.

She’s a yoga instructor, ‘vegan and health nut’, gives off an air of being enlightened, animal-lover…in reality she eats my frozen meat-lover’s pizzas, drinks all my soda, never cleans her cat’s litter box, and is addicted to the Kardashian show.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.