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23 Strangest Things That Gave Dudes A Boner

9.

Rubbing anything rusty. I don’t even watch salad fingers that much but for some reason rust turns me on.

10.

Diarrhea Relieving Boner. Sometimes when I get that really awful diarrhea pang in my gut, I’ll get a 1/2 or 3/4 boner and the diarrhea feeling will subside for a while. It’s like the blood rushing into my dong from elsewhere robs the power of whatever the hell makes the bad diarrhea feeling.

11.

A grandma in a JC Penny magazine.

12.

In high school, about mid-way into calculus class everyday, like clockwork.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.