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These 23 Students Offered Up Sex In Order To Pass A Class

13.

Female university professor for 16 years. I’ve been flirted with countless times, but only outright propositioned twice. One was a 19-year-old boy who told me that he was sure he could “handle a 30-year-old woman.” I managed not to laugh at him, mainly because I was very fond of him. Of course, I turned both down. No consequences to them.

14.

I usually just pretend to be oblivious. When they say things like that classic, “I’ll do anything, and I do mean anything to pass the class,” I’ll respond with something like, “Good, because it’s going to take a lot of hours in the library to catch up with the reading” or “Yes, you’ll really have to write a stellar essay to make up for this.” For most of them, they don’t push beyond that.

15.

I had one so aggressive years ago that she wouldn’t be put off by anything. If there was no desk between us, her hand would immediately be climbing up my thigh. If I put a desk between us, the moment I glanced away she’d be coming around at me. So, one day, I was literally climbing up my chair to get away from her, and I loudly protested, “I’m married!”

16.

One girl that was just terrible tried something. Until then, I couldn’t understand how she made it to her junior year. She couldn’t even write a complete sentence. One day during the middle of break, she comes up to the podium to discuss her grades; she was bombing the course with a strong F. She says, “I want to know how I can improve my grade?” & immediately gets closer to seemingly look at the computer screen propping her tits on my arm. This was in front of the entire 70-student class. I pulled back, told her that her writing needs lots of work, & she should go to the tutoring center. I went straight to the grad-student lab & wrote an email to the program head detailing what just happened.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.