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These 23 Texts Show Why Marriage is A Never Ending Battle

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(803): I just don’t fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
(1-803): Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.

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(412): At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was ‘Back Door Brooke’. EVERYONE is calling her that.

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(501): Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.