I live in Los Angeles & I was on a coffee date with a really cute girl I’d been wanting to go out with for awhile. It was our first date. I see BJ Novak at a nearby table & the girl kept looking over at him. Finally as we were paying the bill, she asks him “I’m sorry, do I know you? Did we go to high school together.” I’m kind of groaning to myself, knowing he’s on a hit TV show & that’s how she knows him. But then he just plays stupid. “I don’t know, maybe, what’s your name? Where are you from? Are you on Facebook?” Meanwhile, I’m livid because he’s clearly hitting on her right in front of me. So he gets her Facebook info & we leave. I never heard from her again. No idea if they ever dated but I 100% guarantee he contacted her. F*cking douche. 22.
Neil Patrick Harris cut me in line at a smoothie shop. 23.
When I was 15, my best friend’s mom won Panic! at the Disco meet and greet tickets. I was really into sewing, and I wanted to make each band member something…but the only thing I could make really well were cats, so that’s what I did. I spent hours making 4 stuffed cats to resemble each person in the group. I had a huge crush on Ryan Ross, the guitarist, so I spent the longest amount of time making his present. When I gave it to him, he immediately said “can I give this to my dog?” and the band’s bassist looked at him in shock. I’m still not sure if it was meant to be rude, but when we left, my best friend was outraged that he would even ask me that after I spent hours hand-sewing it for him. 24.
A drunk Dennis Rodman sat down at our table uninvited and ate a bunch of our nachos, it was 9am. 25.
Went to a book signing for Orson Scott Card (Enders game series) when I was a teen and was told I was going to hell. Back to Top