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25 Exes Pulled The Most Spiteful Stunts

13.

My ex wrote a poem about my d*ck being small, it was like 10 verses long, and it was actually very good! She sent it to all my friends, but not me. I found out 5 years later she did this, my friend showed me it (she had sent it via MSN/email to everyone) and I was like “DAMN! She owned me…”

14.

Accused me of rape. She said that every time we’d had sex in our 5 year relationship was rape, and that I beat her regularly – despite absolutely no evidence, the police had to pursue it as they’re bound to investigate every accusation of that kind. No evidence, case was dropped.

15.

When my ex and I were going through a divorce, he decided to share with me that a year and a half prior, he had in fact took my dog (she was 14, had her since she was 6 weeks old) with him to work, dropping her off in the middle of nowhere on the way. She was afraid of him, but he lured her into his truck with the words that every dog loves, “bye-bye.” He even left the gate open to make it look like she got out on her own. I searched for that damn dog for months. He sat back and watched me cry, put up posters, go to every animal shelter around us.

16.

My ex contacted the local police, county sheriff, and ATF and told them that I had assault rifles, drugs, and bomb-making materials. She also told them that I was highly unstable and suicidal, and that I would shoot at any law enforcement that approached my house. In essence, she tried to have me killed.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.