Sexual attraction is a crazy thing. One day, it might be calloused man hands, plaid, and submissive little b*tches that make my panties like Niagara Falls, the next — thunderstorms, melted cheese, and the sound of belts being unbuckled. For women, it’s definitely not a one size fits all mentality when it comes to getting turned on. And that’s a beautiful, if not confusing, thing.
Just ask the girl whose vagina faints at the sights and sounds of heels clicking down the hallway. She has to fight the urge to f*ck anytime devilishly fierce stilettos make an appearance down a marble floor or hardwood. Fashion week must be both a difficult and arousing time! Or maybe take a cue from the woman who gets all hot and bothered by the mere appearance of sleepy men. That must be nice for her — because I find it
really slightly annoying when my boyfriend falls asleep when we’re 7 minutes in to any movie ever. Oh well.
So for everyone looking to bed a woman out there, just remember — ladies like a lot of things. Some like a little bit more pudge in the gut, some like it when you’re nervous and bumbling around on the computer like a nitwit, and some are sexually turned on by one’s ability to jump very, very high. Yeah — that THOT definitely hangs out at the track to watch amateur high jumping competitions and I’m honestly here for that.