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25 Ladies Confess The Weirdest Thing That Turns Them On

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Sexual attraction is a crazy thing. One day, it might be calloused man hands, plaid, and submissive little b*tches that make my panties like Niagara Falls, the next — thunderstorms, melted cheese, and the sound of belts being unbuckled. For women, it’s definitely not a one size fits all mentality when it comes to getting turned on. And that’s a beautiful, if not confusing, thing.

Just ask the girl whose vagina faints at the sights and sounds of heels clicking down the hallway. She has to fight the urge to f*ck anytime devilishly fierce stilettos make an appearance down a marble floor or hardwood. Fashion week must be both a difficult and arousing time! Or maybe take a cue from the woman who gets all hot and bothered by the mere appearance of sleepy men. That must be nice for her — because I find it really slightly annoying when my boyfriend falls asleep when we’re 7 minutes in to any movie ever. Oh well.

So for everyone looking to bed a woman out there, just remember — ladies like a lot of things. Some like a little bit more pudge in the gut, some like it when you’re nervous and bumbling around on the computer like a nitwit, and some are sexually turned on by one’s ability to jump very, very high. Yeah — that THOT definitely hangs out at the track to watch amateur high jumping competitions and I’m honestly here for that.

These 25 ladies are turned on by the weirdest things:

1.

If someone platonic, like a co-worker or something, stands really close to tell me something or show me something. It makes me feel attractive like they chose to share space with me, in a non creeper way. Also if someone says I got you or asks me if I’m okay. Maybe I’m just lonely.

2.

Thunderstorms.

3.

Certain songs. I put them in a special list that I can’t really listen to at work or in public places because I just have to stop what I doing when they come on.

4.

Having my head rubbed softly. It’s a very tender gesture, but it gets my engine revving.

5.

Idiosyncrasies. Small things that only they do, for example I know a man who has a very distinct cough whenever he’s thinking hard, and another who squints to the side whenever he stammers. I’m not sure what it is but when I notice an individual feature similar to those I feel an extra layer of trust has been built.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.