25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman

21.

It was good, despite the fact that she sprayed perfume down there. She was self conscious about the smell. Had to reassure her for next few years. She smelled amazing without any perfume.

22.

I asked “am I doing at least okay?” She said no and we went back to making out.

23.

I dove right the f*ck in and found my new favorite flavor.

24.

I remember not really liking the taste and not really understanding WTF I was doing. Couldn’t really tell where the clit was. Couldn’t really tell what felt good and what didn’t. Just sorta licked around for a few minutes and gave up. I then pretty much gave up doing it for a very long time.

25.

I was not aware of the clitoris, and spent most of my time below it. The next day the girl sent me a picture of her p*ssy with the clitoris clearly labeled lol. I was much more effective the next time.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.