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25 Of The Douchiest Things You Can Do At An Airport

6.

No sense of space. I flew just yesterday and dealt with A man who kept scooting up right behind me in the security line. He kept hitting the back of my knees with his massive duffel bag. We’re all going to get through security; you will not get through faster if you are breathing down the back of my neck.

7.

Big group selfies in the middle of a busy passageway.

8.

Begging for a first class upgrade because “you are on your honeymoon.” Lady, you are on a flight to Cancun and it’s not spring break. Almost every couple on that flight was on their honeymoon.

9.

Getting in line to board with group one when they are in group 2.

10.

Being that one guy who takes forever at the security checkpoint (does everything as slowly as possible, doesn’t prepare any of their stuff beforehand), and still has some really stupid thing like a knife or something in their pocket and (from my experience) hold up the line even longer as they get in trouble for it.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.