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25 Of The Douchiest Things You Can Do At An Airport

16.

Bringing smelly food onto a plane. I ended up in a middle seat stuck between two people eating (one had broccoli-cheese soup, the other had Chinese take-out) on a crowded, turbulent flight and nearly barfed.

17.

“We now would like to invite passengers in rows 30 to 40 to come to the gate.” If your row is not between 30 and 40 and you still move up, you’re a fucking douchebag.

18.

Blocking people on the escalator/moving walkway. It’s not there for you to be lazy, it’s there for you to get somewhere faster.

19.

Loudly exclaiming your disdain for coach and how you USUALLY travel FIRST CLASS, but this was a last minute trip and nothing but STEERAGE was available. Hate to break it to you douchebag, but if the plane goes down, we are all fish food.

20.

Complaining when their luggage is overweight as if it’s the airlines fault.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.