When you’re trying to get it in, the horniness sometimes takes over and you end up doing some pretty pathetic or ruthless sh*t. Humans can be douchey bunch, that’s for sure.
Maybe you told a little white lie to get your D wet, or maybe you f*cked your ex-boyfriend’s best friend out of revenge. Either way, you’re definitely not always a saint when it comes to sexual pleasure, and hey — that’s okay. People make mistakes.
I can understand putting on a fake British accent at the bar to pick up that girl who’s obsessed with Harry Potter. I mean, accents are sexy AF. But when you go home with a girl and realize she isn’t going to bang you, don’t be a d*ck and sleep with her roommate.
