Trending

These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things

21.

Things my wife says. “If I think of something, is it an idea or an ideal?”, “If someone was born in 1980, how old are they?”, “If something is $10 and it’s 15% off, how much would I save?”

22.

I have a list of idioms per say that my wife tends to say in place of the real word: Tufferware (tupperware) Tynenol (tylenol) Woof (Wolf) Birdy Friend (This bird that’s always on the tree infront of our house)

23.

He had me walk down to the laundromat to help him look for the car keys. They were in the ignition.

24.

My wife thought you had to take a boat to get to mexico island.

25.

My girlfriend, who is usually miles above me intelligence-wise once asked me if rats lay eggs. To be fair, she realized how stupid that question was as it was leaving her mouth.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.