These 25 People Got Hit On At The Worst Moments

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Everyone gets hit on from time to time. Sure, sometimes it’s awesome and you’re super stoked. Well, that’s a pretty rare occurrence. More often than not, the person is hella creepy, and you definitely aren’t flattered.

Usually it’s the person that makes the interaction uncomfortable, but sometimes, it’s just the moment they choose. Like, if you decide to flirt with me at your wife’s funeral or while I have explosive diarrhea, you are just an idiot. So the worst interractions are usually a combination of the two. The person sucks, and also just picks horrible moments to hit on you.

The following 25 people got hit on or asked out at the worst possible moments. Whether at a doctors office or at a courthouse, these people had to deal with some creepers when they REALLY weren’t in the mood. IF I’M GETTING MY STOOL CHECKED, I AIN’T DOWN TO CLOWN DUDE.

These 25 people got asked out at the worst moments in the creepiest ways:


1.

While going to the bathroom (explosive diarrhea) a woman asked if she could go down on me to make me feel better, she was in the next stall.

2.

I worked for child protection, supervising access visits. That meant that I had to know why people’s visits with their kids were being supervised and things to watch for, in order to protect the kids. I had several dad’s hit on me while I was supervising their visits with their kids! More than one had sexual abuse charges against them. It was horrifying and had to be noted and brought up in court on more than one occasion. Basically “so and so cannot respect boundaries with the social workers supervising his visits, and displays sexually inappropriate behaviour in front of his children.”

3.

At the courthouse, with my husband, getting our marriage license. The clerk told me if this didn’t work out to give him a call.

4.

I worked in a hospital and there was a time when a patient started to flirt with me as I was taking out his catheter. Not the most ideal situation.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.