Posted on: Oct 16 2017

25 People Reveal What It Was Like To Give A Blow Job For The First Time

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I remember giving my first blow job. I was 16, I had snuck out of my parent’s house at 3 o’clock in the morning, and I had no f*cking idea what I was doing. Unfortunately, I had a guy who didn’t tell me sh*t. He let me give him the driest, most awkward blow job known to brokind, and he finished it off by coming in my mouth without warning. Thanks, John.

After a d*ck or two (or thirty), you start to get the hang of things. Fast forward a decade or so and I’m slobbing on those knobs and enjoying the f*ck out of it. If only I could have told high school-me that blow jobs could in fact be fun and they didn’t have to be awkward teeth death traps that made my jaw sore AF with seemingly no sexual benefit whatsoever. And according to this internet thread, it seems as though I was not alone in my blow job woes.

Some recall the nervousness and excitement of having a d*ck in their mouth for the first time, while others ended up puking or cringing or rolling their eyes in disgust. Either way, no blow job is created equal and it takes some time to really understand the art of the penis/mouth/teeth/gag reflex ratio. Or maybe you just hate blow jobs and penises and the men attached to them — in which case — no d*ck for you!

These 25 people had confess what it was really like to give a blow job for the first time:


1.

I have never been more aware of my teeth than I was at that moment. I’d had it hyped up in my mind so much that you keep your teeth far, far away from the peen or it will be absolute agony that I was convinced he’d be better off sticking his dick into a spool of barbed wire. Turns out, unless you’re straight-up chomping away at it, it’s pretty easy to keep them out of the way.

2.

We were both 14. We hid in the bushes somewhere. He was rock hard which scared me, and dribbled into my mouth for what felt like forever. He groaned a lot and said my name in a dying battery type of voice.

3.

Awkward. I had no idea how to keep my teeth from touching it. I was next to a fish tank and I felt so judged by all of the fish.

4.

Oh man, I did so much research beforehand. I yahood it, and downloaded porn so I could study up. I practised shoving my toothbrush down my throat, for deep throat practice. I read that it’s hard on your jaw, so I chewed lots of gum to train my face muscles. I think I took notes and everything. You could probably make a Rocky type montage of my blow job training as a dorky teenager with acne and braces. When it came to the deed, I was so nervous and I felt like I was taking an exam, and literally switched from technique to technique: mint in mouth, fizzy water, warm tea. Then sucking, swirling the head, blowing on tip, to name just a few. Deep throat, but only once lol. I think I just confused the poor guy’s penis, but he came anyway, because he was also a super inexperienced teenager.

5.

It fills out your mouth more than you think it would.
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