When two people decide to get naked and rub their junk together, there can be quite a bit of worry and insecurity. The prospect of boinking someone new will make you freak out about all of the things that could potentially go wrong. Will I be able to get a boner? Will I queef and die of embarrassment? Will they judge that huge birthmark on my a** that’s shaped like Australia??
Sex with someone new can be exhilarating and wonderful, but it can also bring out your deepest darkest fears and embarrassments. For those lucky enough to not give a single flying f*ck and bang without any reservation — congratulations! You are one confident motherf*cker and I hate you. It takes a lot of courage to not care what other people think of you, especially when stripped down, wobbly bits wobbling, and letting it all hang out.
I say, life’s too short to sweat the small stuff when it comes to getting down. And TBH, your new lover probably couldn’t care less about your scars or stretch marks or the fact that you aren’t packin’ 10 inches of heat. #youch
So slip that shrimp on the barbie, mate!
