25 of People’s Biggest Porn Pet Peeves

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When it comes to porn, there are a lot of appealing aspects. You get to watch people bang, what could suck about that? Well, if you’re well-versed in the world of pornography, you know that it’s not all sunshine and rainbows.

People that watch a lot of porn are well-aware that not all pornos are created equal. Sure, some are just pure crap, but sometimes it’s just a matter of taste. The person that’s obsessed with bjs and the other person obsessed with BSDM might not agree on their favorite videos.

But there are some things that a lot of people could agree on. Certain aspects of porn can irritate a lot of people. From a video not living up to it’s name, to a shitty quality, avid porn views can all stand by the fact that that sh*ts just not cool.

The following people confess to their 25 biggest porn pet peeves. Sure, maybe some are just a matter of personal opinion, but for the most part, I think we could all agree with them. Got a pet peeve you don’t see here? Let us know!

These are 25 of people’s biggest pet peeves:


1.

When the scene or position you really like only lasts a couple seconds so you have to go back and try to umm…..how should I say this……..synchronize.

2.

When the dude’s d*ck is obviously not hard all the way, he’s just so big that he can put it somewhere and it’ll seem ok. Or when the dude is going rear entry and he’s not hard enough and it looks like it’s going to break his dick trying to get it in there.

3.

Jump cuts. Like, they’re mid scene, like going f*cking ham, and you’re going ham, and then suddenly it jump cuts to them doing something boring, like changing positions, or something.

4.

“Oh I’ve never done this before, it’s my first time.” *Deepthroats 8″ cock.

5.

I search for hot lingerie stuff. They have a hot lingerie video. Within 10 seconds she undresses the lingerie.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.