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25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On

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When a guy is walking down the street and passes another dude — you will find the men taking part in the coveted nod. Now, this could be a stranger or acquaintance, but ask any man and he will tell you that “the nod” is something so ingrained and instilled in their man-bro tendencies, that if one man chooses to forgo the nod, he will be endlessly scorned and uninvited to any and all Super Bowl parties for the rest of time. Or something like that.

There are certain things all men tend to agree upon. As a woman, I had no idea how many rules and pieces of etiquette there were to piss in a men’s bathroom (who woulda’ thunk?). Thou shalt not look any other man in the eye whilst using the urinal. Thou shalt take the urinal furthest away from the urinal that is already in use as not to disturb your fellow man. Thou shalt always remember to shake your junk no more than three times as not to get piss on the inside of your clothing. But shake more than thrice times and you’re just playing with that sh*t.

So men, gather round and rejoice in all of the things that you can come together with your fellow brethren and agree upon — like how unsticking your balls from your sweaty leg in summer is one of life’s greatest pleasures. And ladies — gather round and read about how morning wood is definitely different than a regular boner! Cool, huh?

These are 25 things all men can definitely agree upon:


1.

Discretely hiding awkward boners are the moments when a man’s at his highest level of focus.

2.

That guy you met once and got along with will always be your mate, even if you never see each other again.

3.

Morning wood is a different kind of boner.

4.

If your SO touches your back, they have unwittingly agreed to give you a back scratch. There’s no backing out.

5.

Pissing with an erection takes some serious marksmanship.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.