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25 Wedding Horror Stories That Will Make You Dread Getting Married

Getting hitched — it’s supposed to be a day you’ll remember and look back on with wistful emoji heart eyes for the rest of your life. But the reality of getting married always comes with a lot more sh*t than you bargained for.

You better hope to the wedding gods that it doesn’t rain on your completely outdoor ceremony. And you better pray that your crazy ex doesn’t come barging in right when you’re about to say “I do.” But hey, as Murphy’s law tells us — anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

So pop a few Xannies, have a back up plan (or 3), and make sure your annoying relatives are happily tipsy and tended to. And definitely don’t be that groom who boinks the stripper at the bachelor party. Candy may be hot, but just don’t.

These 25 weddings were ruined by drunk relatives, pissed off brides, jilted ex’s, and other outlandishly ridiculous moments:

Oh, and remember — only boring, stuck up, cheap people have dry weddings. Keep that booze a-flowin’, y’all.


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Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.