27 Baby Names That Will Make You Want To Punch The Parent In The Face

23.

Airwrecka. Enough said.

24.

The new obsession with naming kids, Jayden, Jaden, Brayden, Braden, Cayden, Caden etc. etc.

25.

Beckley. What the fuck kind of name is that? Also I saw a girl at work who’s name was Cynnamyn. Yep.

26.

We have a colleague who’s name is Jeames. We have no fucking idea what to call him.

27.

Chasity, the bastardized form of Chastity. Although both names are terrible.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.