Posted on: Aug 02 2017

27 Biggest Turn-Offs in Bed

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Hookups, sex, playing in the sheets – we all love it. I mean, it’s a part of human nature and we hormones can certainly get out of control and lead us to making some wild decisions. Whenever we’e between the sheets, whatever floats your boat goes, right? Maybe not, not for some people.

I’d probably draw the line at some things I’d find quirky – like foot fetishes or anime role play. But hey, if that’s your thing, more power to you. Most people don’t mind experimenting because let’s face it, a vanilla sex life isn’t ideal. Who wants to do missionary all the damn time? I’m sure I’m not the only one that hates that.

Some deal breakers are harder to accept than others, though. I’ll definitely kick someone out if they’re into furry fantasies or have really poor hygiene. If you’re not okay with what your partner wants to try in bed, it’s totally okay to stop what you’re doing (even though I’m sure your hormones will disagree) and say, “Nope, I’m out.”

These are the 25 biggest sexual deal breakers:


1.

Smelly downstairs mix up. One time I was going to go down on a girl and luckily did the “finger smell check” first… It smelled like the inside of a turtle tank

2.

Poor hygiene. I mean really people how much does it take to shower scrub up and slap on some deodorant

3.

“I don’t eat p*ssy” Well I guess I don’t suck d*ck then either.

4.

I was once told, “I don’t like cunnilingus,” and my boner packed it’s bags and moved to Sweden.
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