27 Common Occurrences Everyone Can Relate To But No One Talks About

17.

When your poop is solid and big, that it hurts your asshole on the way out. Also, when your poop is runny like gravy and explodes out your ass and splatters the toilet bowl and you have to clean it up before it dries on the seat!

18.

When crumbs fall down your shirt and you can’t get them out because you’re in public.

19.

Sometimes, for no particular reason, your eyes just get fixated on something, and you’re still talking and listening to whoever, but your eyes are just like glued on some random thing. And you’re not even looking at that thing. But for some reason you’re just staring at it while doing everything else all normally.

20.

Whenever you’re bored in a public place – work, school, coffee shops – and your mind starts wandering, and it winds up going someplace dirty, and then you’re thinking about your favorite kink and then you suddenly get the feeling that EVERYONE near you suddenly has the ability to read your mind and KNOWS how much of a deviant pervert you actually are.

21.

When we hear a song we relate to so much we just have on repeat for around 3 million years.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.