The 27 Craziest Things Women Stuck Up Their Lady Parts

People do the darndest things in the name of sex and curiosity. Women stick things up their vaginas to get off, and young girls stick things up their vaginas because they’re just curious and don’t know what they’re doing.

Sure, we’ve heard of cucumbers and vibrating toothbrushes, but some people stick weird AF things up their lady parts. There are foods, like ice pops, apples, and bananas sans peel. There are childhood toys, like Barbies, Pokemon cards, and toy ducks. Basically, everything is game.

So if you’re gonna stick things that aren’t d*cks and dildos up your vag, maybe douse that sh*t in purell and just choose sh*t that is sanitary and unlikely to get stuck.. just sayin’.

Ladies: please treat your vagina like the sacred and precious commodity it is. TREAT YO’ VAG RIGHT.

These 27 women stuck the craziest things up their vaginas:





Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of